1 00:00:01,332 --> 00:00:03,334 ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:06,427 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 3 00:00:06,427 --> 00:00:10,010 I AM SO SICK OF TRAVELING. 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,223 HEY, CAN YOU GET CANCER FROM WALKING? 5 00:00:12,223 --> 00:00:15,015 BECAUSE I REALLY FEEL LIKE MY FEET ARE GETTING CANCER. 6 00:00:16,687 --> 00:00:19,520 [ Echoing ] SO BORED! 7 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:23,444 [ GROANS ] OH, PERFECT. 8 00:00:24,605 --> 00:00:26,277 MY BOOT BROKE. UGH. 9 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,028 FINE. FINE. 10 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,240 [ PACK THUDS ] YOU WIN. 11 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,113 WE'LL CAMP HERE TONIGHT. YOU HAPPY? 12 00:00:32,113 --> 00:00:34,205 BUT TOMORROW, WE'RE GONNA FIX YOUR BOOT, 13 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:35,746 I'M GONNA GET YOU TO YOUR KINGDOM, 14 00:00:35,746 --> 00:00:37,037 DROP YOU OFF, 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,580 AND THEN I CAN GO AND RESCUE ISABELLA. 16 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:42,373 ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS SAVING YOUR PRECIOUS ISABELLA. 17 00:00:42,373 --> 00:00:44,425 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. 18 00:00:44,425 --> 00:00:45,716 NOBODY DOES. 19 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:49,220 EXCEPT FOR GARETH. GARETH CARED. 20 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,382 I MISS GARETH. 21 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:54,054 I'M TRYING, ISABELLA. 22 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,726 I'LL GET TO YOU, MY LOVE. 23 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:57,388 I PROMISE. 24 00:00:57,388 --> 00:01:00,771 ♪♪ 25 00:01:00,771 --> 00:01:03,144 [ LOCKS DISENGAGE ] 26 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,737 YOU ASKED TO SEE ME, MY LADY? 27 00:01:06,737 --> 00:01:08,109 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 28 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,820 I THOUGHT YOU'D ALREADY ESCAPED. 29 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,782 I HAVE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING FIRST. 30 00:01:11,782 --> 00:01:13,574 IT'S THE AMULET OF VALENCIA. 31 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,456 IT WAS GIVEN TO ME AT MY BIRTH, 32 00:01:15,456 --> 00:01:18,329 AND I'VE WORN IT EVERY DAY SINCE THEN. 33 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:20,121 IT'S HELPED ME THROUGH SOME DARK TIMES, AND -- 34 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,122 WHAT? 35 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,254 WELL, NOTHING. 36 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:25,256 IT'S JUST, EVERY DAY YOU'VE WORN IT. 37 00:01:25,256 --> 00:01:27,007 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN IT BEFORE. 38 00:01:27,007 --> 00:01:28,509 YES, EVERY DAY SINCE I WAS BORN. 39 00:01:28,509 --> 00:01:30,421 WEIRD. 40 00:01:30,421 --> 00:01:32,423 WELL, I MEAN, I DO TAKE IT OFF EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT -- 41 00:01:32,423 --> 00:01:33,974 MAYBE YOU'RE THINKING OF ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 42 00:01:33,974 --> 00:01:36,807 MM, NO, I SAW PLENTY OF YOU WHEN WE WERE IN THAT DUNGEON. 43 00:01:36,807 --> 00:01:38,479 AND THEN ON THE WAY FROM VALENCIA 44 00:01:38,479 --> 00:01:40,351 WHEN WE WENT THROUGH SECURITY AT THE BORDER, 45 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:41,932 WE HAD TO PUT ALL OF OUR STUFF IN THAT BASKET. 46 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:44,185 I'VE ALWAYS WORN IT, OKAY? 47 00:01:44,185 --> 00:01:45,606 [ SIGHS ] 48 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,778 LOOK, THE POINT IS, 49 00:01:47,778 --> 00:01:50,030 IT'S SPECIAL TO ME, 50 00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:53,324 AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER ME BY. 51 00:01:54,695 --> 00:01:56,537 WHEN DO YOU LEAVE? 52 00:01:56,537 --> 00:01:59,620 TOMORROW, WHEN THE HORNS SOUND THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD. 53 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,661 DO YOU THINK I'LL HAVE ENOUGH TIME? 54 00:02:00,661 --> 00:02:02,203 OH, DEFINITELY. 55 00:02:02,203 --> 00:02:04,295 THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD IS RIDICULOUSLY ELABORATE. 56 00:02:04,295 --> 00:02:05,626 PERFECT. 57 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:09,300 GALAVANT AND I ONLY HAD A SINGLE KISS, 58 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:11,462 BUT SOON I'LL BE HOLDING ONTO HIM, 59 00:02:11,462 --> 00:02:13,214 AND NOT JUST IN MEMORY. 60 00:02:13,214 --> 00:02:15,346 ♪♪ 61 00:02:15,346 --> 00:02:22,022 ♪ IT WAS THE WORLD'S BEST KISS, AND IT WAS UTTER BLISS ♪ 62 00:02:22,022 --> 00:02:28,359 ♪ THOUGH IT WAS MOISTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ♪ 63 00:02:28,359 --> 00:02:34,325 ♪ IT WAS THE WORLD'S BEST KISS, SAVE FOR THE AWKWARDNESS ♪ 64 00:02:34,325 --> 00:02:40,831 ♪ AND HOW WE FIT, WHICH I ADMIT, FELT SORT OF WEIRD TO ME ♪ 65 00:02:40,831 --> 00:02:46,837 Together: ♪ AND IN MY DREAMS, I STILL CAN TASTE IT ♪ 66 00:02:46,837 --> 00:02:50,000 ♪ SLIGHTLY YEASTY ♪ 67 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,843 ♪ ODDLY MUSTY ♪ 68 00:02:52,843 --> 00:02:59,350 ♪ DISTANCE AND TIME HAVE NOT ERASED IT ♪ 69 00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:05,185 ♪ I WOULDN'T CHANGE A SINGLE THING ♪ 70 00:03:07,398 --> 00:03:12,523 ♪ I WOULDN'T CHANGE A SINGLE THING ♪ 71 00:03:15,075 --> 00:03:18,028 ♪ IT WAS AN AWFUL KISS ♪ 72 00:03:18,028 --> 00:03:21,242 ♪ KIND OF A TOTAL MISS ♪ 73 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,953 ♪ CLUMSY AND FORCED ♪ 74 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,455 ♪ WAY TOO MUCH TEETH ♪ 75 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:27,538 ♪ MESSY AND WET ♪ 76 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:32,753 ♪ FAR FROM THE WORLD'S BEST KISS ♪ 77 00:03:32,753 --> 00:03:37,097 ♪ STILL, I CAN TELL YOU THIS ♪ 78 00:03:37,097 --> 00:03:47,978 ♪ IT WAS A KISS I WON'T FORGET ♪ 79 00:03:52,112 --> 00:03:55,065 [ ROOSTER CROWS ] 80 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:57,067 [ SIGHS ] 81 00:03:57,067 --> 00:03:58,949 HAVE YOU BEEN THERE ALL NIGHT? 82 00:03:58,949 --> 00:04:01,282 YOU NEVER HANDED ME THE [BLEEP] AMULET. 83 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:04,955 OH. RIGHT. SORRY. 84 00:04:04,955 --> 00:04:07,668 HERE YOU GO. 85 00:04:07,668 --> 00:04:11,131 [ DOOR OPENS ] 86 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,469 ♪♪ 87 00:04:18,469 --> 00:04:20,471 SO, BRETT, WHAT'S ON THE SCHEDJ FOR TODAY? 88 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:23,974 UH, MY NAME IS SID, YOUR...HIGHNESS. 89 00:04:26,477 --> 00:04:28,939 Sid: YOU HAVE A 9:00 REVIEW OF THE TROOPS 90 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:30,981 FOLLOWED BY A NOON BURNING OF POETS, 91 00:04:30,981 --> 00:04:32,773 THEN LEECHES AND BLEEDING AT 5:00. 92 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,155 UGH, 5:00 LEECHES AND BLEEDING? 93 00:04:35,155 --> 00:04:38,028 WHY DO WE ALWAYS SCHEDULE IT SO LATE? 94 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,780 WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST SKIP IT? 95 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,323 I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S WITHIN THE 24-HOUR CANCELLATION PERIOD, 96 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:43,824 BUT WHO CARES? 97 00:04:43,824 --> 00:04:45,456 WICKED. 98 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,117 PERHAPS YOU ARE THE GUY RUTHLESS ENOUGH 99 00:04:47,117 --> 00:04:49,460 TO HELP ME INVADE ALL SEVEN REALMS. 100 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,043 ♪♪ 101 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,295 I'M SORRY. WHAT -- 102 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,177 WHAT IS THAT ABOVE THE FIREPLACE? 103 00:04:57,177 --> 00:05:00,130 OH, THAT IS "DOGS JOUSTING." 104 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:02,553 I THOUGHT NOW I'M THE OFFICIAL KING, 105 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:03,884 I'D PUT SOME OF ME OWN PERSONAL TOUCHES 106 00:05:03,884 --> 00:05:04,725 AROUND THE THRONE ROOM. 107 00:05:06,387 --> 00:05:07,478 IT'S NICE. 108 00:05:07,478 --> 00:05:09,309 YEAH, IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT? 109 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,391 HMM. 110 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:13,894 Throw it in the moat, Brett. 111 00:05:15,856 --> 00:05:17,818 [ GOAT BLEATS ] 112 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,650 [ CHUCKLES ] 113 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:22,152 OH, PRE-RENAISSANCE PLEASURE FAIR. 114 00:05:22,152 --> 00:05:23,654 SO FUN! 115 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:25,325 [ GASPS ] THEY'VE GOT WHACK-A-SERF. 116 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,707 WE HAVE TO PLAY. NO, NO. 117 00:05:26,707 --> 00:05:27,748 JUST GIVE ME YOUR BOOTS 118 00:05:27,748 --> 00:05:29,209 SO I CAN TAKE THEM TO THE COBBLER. 119 00:05:29,209 --> 00:05:30,581 I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 120 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,503 SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE DIRT. 121 00:05:32,503 --> 00:05:33,504 I'M SORRY. 122 00:05:33,504 --> 00:05:35,506 I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SLEEP VERY WELL. 123 00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:37,838 I DREAMT A VERY UPSETTING MUSICAL NUMBER. 124 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,170 JUST WANT TO KEEP MOVING. 125 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,842 FINE. 126 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,765 A UNICORN. 127 00:05:44,765 --> 00:05:47,177 NO WAY. 128 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,852 OH -- OH, AREN'T YOU GORGEOUS? 129 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,023 OH, HELLO. 130 00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:55,025 [ Laughing ] OH! STOP IT. 131 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:57,277 STOP IT! SILLY. 132 00:05:57,277 --> 00:06:00,070 EXCUSE ME, ANIMAL PERSON. 133 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:01,402 HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS IS A REAL UNICORN? 134 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:02,693 EASY. 135 00:06:02,693 --> 00:06:04,405 UNICORNS ARE DRAWN TO CHILDREN 136 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:06,196 AND THOSE WHO ARE PURE OF BODY. 137 00:06:06,196 --> 00:06:07,868 WHAT'S THAT MEAN, "PURE OF BODY"? 138 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:08,949 THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH A LADY. 139 00:06:11,752 --> 00:06:13,544 YEAH, WELL, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE UNICORN, 140 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:16,797 BECAUSE BELIEVE YOU ME, I'VE BEEN WITH PLENTY...OF... 141 00:06:16,797 --> 00:06:18,549 [ UNICORN WHINNIES ] 142 00:06:18,549 --> 00:06:19,880 I GOT TO GO. 143 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,091 [ UNICORN WHINNIES ] 144 00:06:25,305 --> 00:06:28,719 CAN YOU BELIEVE YOUR BOOTS ARE GONNA TAKE ALL DAY? 145 00:06:28,719 --> 00:06:30,060 BLOODY ARTISANS. 146 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,722 WHAT'S THE MATTER, BIG "G"? 147 00:06:31,722 --> 00:06:33,564 SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU. 148 00:06:33,564 --> 00:06:35,646 YOU'RE STILL ALL, "I'VE GOT TO GET TO MY ISABELLA," 149 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:38,228 BUT TODAY IT'S MUCH MORE, "MWAH." 150 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:39,229 YOU WANT TO KNOW? 151 00:06:39,229 --> 00:06:41,231 WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER FOR MONTHS. 152 00:06:41,231 --> 00:06:42,483 AND IF I'M HONEST, 153 00:06:42,483 --> 00:06:44,905 WE'VE REALLY ONLY HAD ONE ROMANTIC MOMENT TOGETHER. 154 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,236 I MEAN, WHAT IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH? 155 00:06:46,236 --> 00:06:48,078 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE CRAPPY KISS. 156 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,662 MY CRAP-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 157 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,293 THE KISS WITH HER IN VALENCIA BEFORE YOU GOT KNOCKED OUT. 158 00:06:53,293 --> 00:06:54,995 [ Chuckling ] I HEARD IT WAS TERRIBLE -- 159 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:57,417 LIKE, THE WORST. 160 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,419 [ CHUCKLES ] WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 161 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,131 GARETH ON THE BEACH WHEN YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS. 162 00:07:01,131 --> 00:07:02,422 WE WERE ALL CRACKING UP ABOUT IT. 163 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,004 APPARENTLY IT WAS THE TALK OF THE DUNGEON. 164 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,256 OH, COME ON, NOW. 165 00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:07,848 IF YOU'RE THAT WORRIED ABOUT IT, 166 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:09,099 I'VE GOT JUST THE SOLUTION -- 167 00:07:09,099 --> 00:07:12,102 THE FORTUNE TELLER. 168 00:07:12,102 --> 00:07:14,605 ♪♪ 169 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:16,016 [ UNICORN SNORTS ] 170 00:07:16,016 --> 00:07:17,858 I DO NOT KNOW WHY HE'S DOING THIS. 171 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:19,940 [ LOCK DISENGAGES ] 172 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:26,947 Prince Harry: YOO-HOO! [ GASPS ] 173 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,949 HERE I COME! 174 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:29,990 [ GASPS ] 175 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:31,782 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME! 176 00:07:32,993 --> 00:07:35,125 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 177 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:36,126 PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK WITH PRINCE HARRY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 178 00:07:36,126 --> 00:07:37,287 TRYING TO ESCAPE. 179 00:07:37,287 --> 00:07:38,789 I HAVE TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE 180 00:07:38,789 --> 00:07:40,631 SO I CAN SNEAK OUT DURING THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD. 181 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:42,042 GOOD IDEA. 182 00:07:42,042 --> 00:07:43,884 THAT CEREMONY'S RIDICULOUSLY ELABORATE. 183 00:07:43,884 --> 00:07:45,636 ANYWAY, COME WITH ME. 184 00:07:45,636 --> 00:07:47,047 I'VE BEEN PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK FOR WEEKS NOW. 185 00:07:47,047 --> 00:07:48,298 I KNOW THE PLACE PRETTY WELL. 186 00:07:48,298 --> 00:07:50,851 BUT TREAD LIGHTLY, FOR WE CANNOT GET CAUGHT. 187 00:07:50,851 --> 00:07:52,012 I HATE BEING HIT. 188 00:07:57,558 --> 00:07:58,979 HELLO, GREAT ONE. 189 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:03,153 I AM EDWIN THE MAGNIFICENT. 190 00:08:03,153 --> 00:08:05,365 HELLO, EDWIN THE MAGNIFICENT. 191 00:08:05,365 --> 00:08:06,366 I -- 192 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:09,159 I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE. 193 00:08:09,159 --> 00:08:14,204 YOU ARE RICHARD, THE KING FROM THE NORTH 194 00:08:14,204 --> 00:08:17,167 WITH YOUR FRIEND GALAVANT. 195 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:18,999 THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPRESSIVE. 196 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,881 HE CALLED US FRIENDS. 197 00:08:20,881 --> 00:08:23,043 I'M SURE YOU KNOW WE'RE ON A QUEST 198 00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:24,755 TO RETURN ME TO MY KINGDOM 199 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,677 AND TO RETURN GALAVANT TO HIS LADY LOVE, 200 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:28,218 WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE WAITING FOR HIM. 201 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:29,930 IT'S SORT OF A LONG-DISTANCE THING. 202 00:08:29,930 --> 00:08:31,842 UGH, THOSE THINGS RARELY WORK OUT. 203 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:33,183 NO, NO. IT CAN. 204 00:08:33,183 --> 00:08:36,266 VERY RARE. SIT DOWN. 205 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,267 THANK YOU, SIR. 206 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,901 LET ME TELL YOUR FORTUNE. 207 00:08:40,901 --> 00:08:41,902 PICK A NUMBER. 208 00:08:41,902 --> 00:08:43,604 UH, SEVEN. 209 00:08:43,604 --> 00:08:44,695 SEVEN! 210 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:46,907 [ POOF! ] 211 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:55,285 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN. 212 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,867 CHOOSE A COLOR. 213 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:58,538 [ SIGHS ] 214 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,370 BLUE. 215 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:03,123 B-L-U-E. 216 00:09:03,123 --> 00:09:04,715 [ CRYSTAL BALL PLAYS FLUTE RINGTONE ] 217 00:09:04,715 --> 00:09:06,216 OH, UH, UH, FORGIVE ME. 218 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:07,547 UH, I'M SORRY. 219 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,590 [ ZING! ] 220 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,381 YES? YES? WHAT IS IT? 221 00:09:11,381 --> 00:09:12,723 WOMAN: Edwin, you need to pick up the children. 222 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:14,554 I'M WORKING. 223 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,266 CAN'T YOU PICK THEM UP FROM SCHOOL? 224 00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:17,557 Like I have the time? YES, YES. 225 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,731 I KNOW WHAT YOU DO IS A JOB, TOO. OF COURSE. 226 00:09:20,731 --> 00:09:22,643 See you tonight. Y-YES, BEFORE DINNER. 227 00:09:22,643 --> 00:09:24,314 Love you, honey. 228 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,445 LOVE YOU, TOO. 229 00:09:25,445 --> 00:09:27,487 [ ZING! ] 230 00:09:28,899 --> 00:09:30,821 I'M SO SORRY. 231 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:34,074 SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER GOT A THING FOR COMMUNICATING 232 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:38,328 WITH A PERSON IN ANOTHER REALM NO MATTER HOW FAR AWAY. 233 00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:46,757 Man: COMMENCE WITH THE CHANGING OF THE ROYAL GUARD! 234 00:09:46,757 --> 00:09:48,588 Men: IT'S THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD! HUNH! 235 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,340 THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD! HUNH! 236 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,013 YAY FOR HORTENSIA! IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE GUARD! 237 00:09:53,013 --> 00:09:54,925 HORTENSIA! HORTENSIA! 238 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,637 YIPPEE-YAY, HOORAY! 239 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,928 HORTENSIA! HORTENSIA! 240 00:09:57,928 --> 00:09:58,929 THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS. 241 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,430 NO, THANK YOU. 242 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:02,142 IT'S BEEN GREAT SPENDING TIME WITH AN ADULT. 243 00:10:02,142 --> 00:10:03,774 HONESTLY, I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A GOOD MOVE. 244 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:05,355 IT'S GETTING REALLY WEIRD HERE. 245 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,777 Prince Harry: OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE! 246 00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,689 OH, CRAP. GOT TO GO. 247 00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:09,860 YIPPEE-YAY, HOORAY! 248 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,282 HORTENSIA! HORTENSIA! THE CHANG-- 249 00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:14,614 [ AMULET PLAYING FLUTE RINGTONE ] 250 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,946 FREAKY. 251 00:10:17,447 --> 00:10:19,289 WHAT DO WE DO? 252 00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,792 ANSWER IT? 253 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:27,297 [ ZING! ] 254 00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:29,629 ISABELLA'S AMULET. CHEF SPEAKING. 255 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,461 ISABELLA? [ STATIC CRACKLES ] 256 00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:33,053 OH, MY GOD. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 257 00:10:33,053 --> 00:10:35,676 Sir Galavant, it's me, the chef. 258 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:36,967 OH, THANK GOD. 259 00:10:36,967 --> 00:10:38,809 WHY HAVE YOU GOT ISABELLA'S AMULET? 260 00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:39,890 SHE NEVER TAKES IT OFF. 261 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,641 Really? 262 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,353 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE TODAY IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN IT. 263 00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:45,896 I agree. I think it's new. 264 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,148 YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE BOTH WRONG, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 265 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,399 I'M COMING TO VALENCIA TO RESCUE YOU. 266 00:10:51,071 --> 00:10:52,482 REALLY? 267 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,484 NO REACTION? 268 00:10:54,484 --> 00:10:56,486 I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PRETTY HEROIC STATEMENT. 269 00:10:56,486 --> 00:10:58,538 [ STATIC CRACKLES ] Uh, hello? 270 00:10:58,538 --> 00:10:59,870 HELLO? Hello? 271 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:01,872 Did you say something then? You fro-- froze up. 272 00:11:01,872 --> 00:11:02,993 We couldn't hear you. 273 00:11:02,993 --> 00:11:04,494 SOMETIMES IT DOES THAT. 274 00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:06,707 HOLD IT UP. YOU'LL GET A BETTER SIGNAL. 275 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,838 YEAH? 276 00:11:07,838 --> 00:11:09,089 HELLO? 277 00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:12,002 CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN... 278 00:11:12,002 --> 00:11:14,344 There he is. Hi again! 279 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,887 YES, LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO ISABELLA. 280 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:18,759 He's worried about their kiss. 281 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:21,011 Wait. Why would you say that? They don't need to know that. 282 00:11:21,011 --> 00:11:22,763 LOOK, I-I MIGHT'VE JUST GOTTEN IT IN MY HEAD 283 00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:24,014 IT WASN'T THAT GREAT. 284 00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:25,726 You're right to worry. It was pretty bad, sir. 285 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,687 W-WOULD YOU MIND? 286 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,360 Hello, little man who used to bring me my food. 287 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,862 Is Gareth there? 288 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,904 I would very much like to speak with him. 289 00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:35,275 GARETH'S MY BEST PAL. 290 00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:37,407 I'M SURE HE'S WORRIED SICK ABOUT ME. 291 00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:41,451 Um...sire, I -- I have some bad news. 292 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,702 HMM? 293 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,034 He took your throne. 294 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,536 He went and hooked up with Madalena -- 295 00:11:46,536 --> 00:11:48,789 the ultimate act of betrayal. 296 00:11:48,789 --> 00:11:51,461 He's now the king. 297 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,964 He makes you look like an ass -- ass -- ass -- 298 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:57,097 ass -- ass -- ass -- ass -- ass -- ass -- 299 00:11:57,097 --> 00:11:59,469 ass -- astronomical leader by comparison. 300 00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:03,223 GARETH...BETRAYED ME? 301 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,394 BIG TIME. 302 00:12:04,394 --> 00:12:06,056 NOW WE'RE ALL IN HORTENSIA, 303 00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:08,438 AND PRINCESS ISABELLA IS BEING FORCED TO MARRY HER COUSIN. 304 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,230 It's gross! 305 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,732 OH, THAT IS WEIRD. 306 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,064 NOW -- NOW, LISTEN. 307 00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:16,066 I need to speak to Isabella immediately. 308 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:19,239 UM, SORRY. I DON'T HAVE HER RIGHT NOW. 309 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,410 CAN SHE RETURN? 310 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,072 Now, you go and get her. 311 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:27,958 I CANNOT BELIEVE GARETH WOULD DO THIS. 312 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,629 DID HE EVER EVEN CARE? 313 00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:31,792 [ UNICORN SNORTING ] 314 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,427 I'M GOING FOR A WALK. 315 00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:40,680 Gareth: I THINK THE PICTURE OF ME MUM'S 316 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,472 GONNA LOOK GREAT IN THE THRONE ROOM, DON'T YOU? 317 00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:43,513 Sid: [ Breathlessly ] YEAH. 318 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,269 WHO THREW MY PAINTING IN THE TOILET? 319 00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:57,527 Madalena: WHAT'S ALL THIS? 320 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,109 MOVE YOUR FEET, LOVE. 321 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,993 THAT'S IRREPLACEABLE! 322 00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:05,205 I KILLED THE FAMILY OF WEAVERS WHO MADE IT! 323 00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:07,617 LET'S SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IN THE MOAT. 324 00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:09,329 DON'T! 325 00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:10,620 [ WATER SPLASHES ] 326 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,712 AH. A LITTLE WET, BUT I LIKE IT. 327 00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:14,875 HOW DARE YOU. 328 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,336 YOU MADE ME KING. 329 00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:18,628 SO I CAN HAVE MY STUFF IN THE THRONE ROOM, 330 00:13:18,628 --> 00:13:20,510 AND YOU CAN'T TOSS IT. 331 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,132 OH, REALLY? 332 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:33,693 FINE. 333 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,357 IT'S ON. 334 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:39,529 MY VASE! 335 00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:40,901 THAT'S HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY? 336 00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,822 WAIT! THAT'S EXPENSIVE! NOT THE HELMET! 337 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,744 THAT'S MY FAVORITE. STOP IT! 338 00:13:44,744 --> 00:13:46,656 STOP RESISTING. THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 339 00:13:46,656 --> 00:13:48,038 GARETH! 340 00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:50,000 YOU'RE NOT THROWING OUT MY ASSISTANT. 341 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:52,162 [ GRUNTS ] 342 00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:53,373 HOLD ON! 343 00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:55,916 KILLING ME WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING. 344 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,218 YOU ARE JUST TWO PEOPLE WITH VERY STRONG OPINIONS. 345 00:13:58,218 --> 00:13:59,920 IF THIS IS GONNA WORK, 346 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,841 YOU NEED TO FIND SOME COMMON GROUND. 347 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,344 JUST TRY. PLEASE? 348 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,596 FINE. 349 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,388 FINE. OHH! 350 00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:10,430 ♪♪ 351 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,022 ♪ I LIKE LIVING PLAINLY ♪ 352 00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,353 ♪ CHAINS AND LEATHER, MAINLY ♪ 353 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,525 ♪ I PREFER A LAVISH SUITE ♪ 354 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:16,897 GO ON. 355 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,278 ♪ I LIKE EATING LIGHTLY ♪ 356 00:14:18,278 --> 00:14:20,190 ♪ VEGAN DINNERS NIGHTLY ♪ 357 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,192 ♪ I LIKE MEAT WITH EXTRA MEAT ♪ 358 00:14:22,192 --> 00:14:23,613 YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING. 359 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,366 ♪ I'M DELUXE TO MY SILKEN UNDIES ♪ 360 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,448 ♪ IT'S COMMANDO FOR ME ♪ 361 00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:29,699 EW. 362 00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:31,201 ♪ MY WAY'S CLEARLY BETTER ♪ 363 00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,872 ♪ BORINGER AND DEADER ♪ 364 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,795 ♪ LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE ♪ 365 00:14:35,795 --> 00:14:38,919 RIGHT. NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, BUT NOT A BAD START. 366 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:42,382 ♪ I LIKE DRINKING VINO, PREFERABLY PINOT ♪ 367 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,715 ♪ I PREFER A KEG OF BEER ♪ 368 00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:48,929 ♪ I LIKE GETTING RANDY WITH WHOEVER'S HANDY ♪ 369 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,891 ♪ I PREFER A KEG OF BEER ♪ 370 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,565 ♪ LOVE MASSAGES, LONG WALKS, AND SUNSETS ♪ 371 00:14:55,565 --> 00:14:57,227 ♪ BEER, BEER-BEER, BEER-BEER, BEER ♪ 372 00:14:57,227 --> 00:14:58,398 GUYS. THE RHYME SCHEME. 373 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,150 ♪ FRANKLY, YOU DISGUST ME ♪ 374 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,821 ♪ YOU'RE NO PICNIC, TRUST ME ♪ 375 00:15:01,821 --> 00:15:04,154 ♪ LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE ♪ 376 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,735 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE CONCEPT. 377 00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:06,826 ♪ JUST ONE OF US CAN LEAD ♪ ♪ AND THAT MEANS ME ♪ 378 00:15:06,826 --> 00:15:08,288 HELL, NO. 379 00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:09,489 YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS? ALL RIGHT, THEN. 380 00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,081 Together: FINE. LET'S GO! 381 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,292 [ GRUNTS ] 382 00:15:14,494 --> 00:15:17,837 ♪ WE WILL NEVER GET ON TOGETHER ♪ 383 00:15:17,837 --> 00:15:20,130 ♪ DITTO, OBVIOUSLY ♪ 384 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,251 RIGHT THERE. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 385 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,302 I THINK WE FINALLY -- 386 00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:24,094 ♪ GOD, IS HE ANNOYING ♪ 387 00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:25,465 ♪ POSITIVELY CLOYING ♪ 388 00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:27,257 GUYS? ♪ WHY IS HE STILL TALKING? ♪ 389 00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:28,678 CAN IT WITH THE SQUAWKING! BUT -- 390 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,350 ♪ YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'? ♪ 391 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,262 ♪ WE'RE DEFINITELY SYNCING ♪ 392 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,315 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK IT'S TIME TO SEEK OUTSIDE HELP. 393 00:15:35,315 --> 00:15:37,107 ♪ LET'S AGREE TO ♪ NO, NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 394 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:40,440 ♪ DISAGREE-E-E-E-E-E-E ♪ NO, NO, NO! PLEASE! PLEASE STOP! NO, NO! 395 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,691 NO! NOT THE WINDOW! NOT THE WINDOW! 396 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:42,942 PLEASE NO! NOT THE WINDOW! 397 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,694 AAH! 398 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,865 [ WATER SPLASHES ] WOW. 399 00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:47,197 THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 400 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,029 WANT TO GO AND GET SOME MORE? THROW THEM OUT, AS WELL? 401 00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:50,660 HELLS YEAH. 402 00:15:55,335 --> 00:15:58,208 ♪♪ 403 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,839 [ AMULET PLAYING FLUTE RINGTONE ] 404 00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:01,211 [ GASPS ] [ ZING! ] 405 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,292 GALAVANT? 406 00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,134 Oh, finally. Isabella. 407 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:07,007 OH, MY LOVE. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 408 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,510 MY COUSIN HARRY IS FORCING ME TO MARRY HIM. 409 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,972 ISABELLA, DON'T MARRY HARRY. IT'S GROSS. 410 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,854 DON'T DO IT. I'M COMING FOR YOU, MY LOVE. 411 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:17,057 [ SIGHS ] IT'S FROZEN. 412 00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,518 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 413 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:19,519 MOVE IT AROUND A BIT. 414 00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:20,980 [ STATIC CRACKLING ] 415 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,233 OH. THERE. THERE HE IS. 416 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,486 Isabella -- ma-- marry Harry. You're -- you're gross. 417 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,907 Not coming for you. 418 00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:30,070 WHAT? 419 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:33,533 NO. YOU CAN'T MEAN THAT. 420 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:37,167 I LOVE YOU, AND I'LL WAIT FOR YOU FOREVER. 421 00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:39,829 I MEAN, I KNOW OUR KISS WASN'T SO AMAZING, 422 00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:42,172 BUT WE'LL GET IT BETTER NEXT TIME. 423 00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:45,335 I love you. Wait for you forever. 424 00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,547 Our kiss -- s-so amazing. 425 00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,179 YEP. KNEW IT. 426 00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,512 GALAVANT? CAN YOU HEAR ME? 427 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,434 [ SIGHS ] WHAT DO I DO? 428 00:16:54,434 --> 00:16:58,398 Die -- in a fart -- brown cow. 429 00:16:58,398 --> 00:16:59,729 WHAT? 430 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:02,852 YOWSERS. BLUNT. 431 00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:04,854 GOD, IT'S LIKE WE CLIMBED INTO IT. 432 00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,276 [ COW MOOS ] 433 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,608 I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW IT GOT IN HERE. 434 00:17:08,608 --> 00:17:10,200 PETTING ZOO. 435 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,863 PEE-YEW! THIS IS DISGUSTING. 436 00:17:13,863 --> 00:17:16,786 You're disgusting -- you're disgusting. 437 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,580 Move on, you cow. 438 00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:23,213 [ SIGHS ] 439 00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:25,715 HE DOESN'T LOVE ME. 440 00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:36,386 ♪♪ 441 00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:41,731 [ UNICORN GRUNTS ] AW, THAT'S NICE. 442 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,483 OH, THAT IS IT. 443 00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:44,894 I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! 444 00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:47,066 I'VE HAD IT WITH BEING EMBARRASSED 445 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,649 AND WITH BETRAYAL AND WITH HEARTACHE! 446 00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:52,742 I AM A KING, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 447 00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:54,114 I AM A KING! 448 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,077 [ UNICORN NEIGHS ] 449 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,410 NOW, BACK OFF, 450 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:03,463 OR I SWEAR I WILL MAKE YOU INTO A NONE-ICORN. 451 00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:09,919 [ UNICORN NEIGHS ] 452 00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:11,971 [ SWORD CLATTERS ] 453 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:20,930 LOOK, RICHARD, I'M SORRY ABOUT GARETH. 454 00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,482 WHAT DO YOU CARE? 455 00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:26,025 I DO KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT BETRAYAL, AND IT SUCKS. 456 00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:28,318 PLEASE. WHEN HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BETRAYED? 457 00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:32,992 UH [SCOFFS] OKAY, JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, 458 00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:35,655 WHEN YOU KIDNAPPED MADALENA AND THEN SHE CHOSE YOU OVER ME, 459 00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:40,370 OR WHEN YOU LITERALLY FORCED ISABELLA TO BETRAY ME. 460 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,501 RIGHT. THAT. 461 00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:42,792 YEAH. 462 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,003 AND...THAT. 463 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:49,459 [ SIGHS ] 464 00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:52,302 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITHOUT GARETH. 465 00:18:52,302 --> 00:18:54,844 I THINK YOU'LL JUST FIGURE IT OUT. 466 00:18:54,844 --> 00:18:56,556 COME ON. 467 00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:58,137 LET'S GET YOUR BOOTS AND GET YOU BACK TO YOUR KINGDOM. 468 00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:01,471 WHERE'D YOU GET THE SWORD? 469 00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:03,313 OH. 470 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:05,975 UH, SOMEONE LEFT IT IN THE STUMP. 471 00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,146 FINDERS KEEPERS, RIGHT? 472 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,978 YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH. 473 00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:10,149 GONNA NAME IT? 474 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,361 OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 475 00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:12,822 WHAT ABOUT "DAWN BREAKER?" 476 00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:13,863 THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. 477 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:16,155 OR, UM, MR. STABBY. 478 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,827 NOW, THAT'S MORE DESCRIPTIVE THAN DAWN BREAKER. 479 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:19,329 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S REALLY A TOUGH CALL. 480 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:20,700 IT'S REALLY NOT. 481 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,742 ♪♪ 482 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:30,840 ♪ HOW COULD I EVER THINK HE'D LOVE ME? ♪ 483 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,922 ♪ ALL THAT WAITING ♪ 484 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,055 ♪ ALL FOR NOTHING ♪ 485 00:19:36,055 --> 00:19:41,431 ♪ HE WASN'T EVER THINKING OF ME ♪ 486 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:45,855 ♪ AND WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪ 487 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:51,361 ♪ WE HAD A SINGLE KISS ♪ 488 00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:55,235 ♪ NO NEED TO REMINISCE ♪ 489 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,698 ♪ AND NOW IT'S GONE, FADING AWAY ♪ 490 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,200 ♪ OVER AND YET ♪ 491 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,622 [ LOCK CLICKS ] 492 00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:06,956 ♪ IF NOT THE WORLD'S BEST KISS ♪ 493 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:12,292 ♪ STILL, IT WAS ONE I'LL MISS ♪ 494 00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:19,889 ♪ AND IT'S THE ONLY ONE WE'LL GET ♪ 495 00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:27,056 FINALLY. MY KINGDOM. 496 00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:28,978 THANK YOU, GALAVANT. 497 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,311 COULD'VE DONE WITHOUT THE FORCED DEATH MARCH, 498 00:20:31,311 --> 00:20:32,902 BUT THANK YOU NONETHELESS. 499 00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:34,113 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 500 00:20:34,113 --> 00:20:35,735 UH, IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR. 501 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,817 I LOST MY WIFE, MY BEST FRIEND, 502 00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:39,739 MY BROTHER TRIED TO KILL ME. 503 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,911 I REALLY JUST WANT TO CURL UP IN MY ROOM 504 00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:44,324 AND EAT LIKE 1,000 POUNDS OF CAKE 505 00:20:44,324 --> 00:20:46,746 AND JUST LET MY PEOPLE ADORE ME. 506 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,167 YOU? 507 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:51,461 I AM GOING TO RAISE AN ARMY AND RESCUE ISABELLA. 508 00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:53,082 [ Chuckling ] RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. I KNEW THAT. 509 00:20:53,082 --> 00:20:54,464 YOU KNOW, TELL YOU WHAT. 510 00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:56,756 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU NEED -- 511 00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:01,431 MY ARMY, MY FASTEST SHIPS, SHARPEST HORSES. 512 00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:04,514 MY -- I'M SORRY. 513 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:09,309 I SWEAR TO GOD MY CASTLE WAS...RIGHT HERE. 514 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:21,451 WELL, THAT'S NOT GOOD.